We got hired by an amazing new website. They scan photos of you and tell you how hot you are. We tried it out today and it actually worked. Everyone on the staff got a score of 8 or higher. Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be to get a score below 6? That could mess someone up for life. Oh dear. The dark nature of this website just became clear to us as we were writing this post.

Oh well. The video is still well done.